Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
today at work a woman was talking to me about dog food and outta the blue said her dog has a very puffy vagina so she wants to feed her dog gluten free because of it and that sums up my day
You do not need pasta.
— Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via seabelle)