I’m a huge fan of a fantastic pillow

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

image

(via sixtafoua)

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via psyducked)

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via t0xemia)

today at work a woman was talking to me about dog food and outta the blue said her dog has a very puffy vagina so she wants to feed her dog gluten free because of it and that sums up my day 

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

(Source: iraffiruse, via draakjuh)

i make the best milkshakes ever 

You do not need pasta.

— Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via malfoyisstillourking)

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

(via gaykinq)

cum-in-my-eye:

Is it done yet?

it was done after 2009

cum-in-my-eye:

Is it done yet?

it was done after 2009

(via 2percentmilkchainz)

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